Cribbing

I seem to be doing a lot of it lately and its not just any random rant. I am very specific.

Things I crib about:
1) oh i miss madras coupled with a rendition of yuck this city sucks,
2) its so hot! what sort of moron build a city in the desert and then sometimes what sort of moron marries a bigger moron who takes up a job in the desert,
and
3) (my personal fav) stupid city stupid media! gimme a job already